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0619: Double Unintendre in Blow Up 4th Jan, 2021
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0619: Double Unintendre
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Author Notes:
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Mel Cormac
AAAAH that’s the end of the first in-universe year of this comic! The next two won’t be nearly as long as this one was, because I want to finish this comic before I’m fifty lol

On that note, I'm going back to once weekly updates for a while - it was satisfying to get through so much of the comic over the last 6 months, but I'm prioritising other things this year, so two pages a week won't really be sustainable for me. Thanks for understanding, come back on Monday for the first page of a new chapter!
User comments:

RazorD9
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RazorD9
Jon would have to be the one to leave, as Seth clearly has his foot in his mouth.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Yep! Hard to run away in that condition!
idonotproduceillicitmater (Guest)
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you good G. take your time.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Thanks :)
Microraptor
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Microraptor
If A(S) is Seth's awkwardness, and A(J) is Jon's awkwardness, the equation for the total awkwardness A(T) is not:

A(S) + (AJ) = A(T)

Instead it's:

A(S) * A(J) = A(T)
Echo (Guest)
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No, no, you've got it all wrong. It's clearly:

A(S) ^ A(J) = A(T)
anonymous coward (Guest)
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I like how you captured that A(T) is mostly unaffected by A(J) unless A(S) > 1. It is important to note that Jon's awkwardness tends to only make other awkwardness worse because it's simply normal.

I also like how A(T) = 1 when A(J) = 0. That sums things up between them pretty well, how Jon not being awkward means everything else has to be a bit awkward (so long as values are in the natural numbers).

Does anyone know what the units of measurement are for awkwardness though?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
The unit of measurement is cringehurtz
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
It's certainly not as simple as just adding them together, yes haha
mitchellbravo
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mitchellbravo
Lmfao the pacing here is fucking spot on


I always look forward to reading your comic and click it the minute it comes up in my subs so whether you're updating twice or once a week or every 8th day or whatever ill be here!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
:D Thanks!
Squirreltastic-Blue
<text> mug is best mug.
anonymous coward (Guest)
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One of the people I used to run a server rack with part time complained to me about how turning into an adult made him boring. He was two thirds of the way to whining while complaining about drinking ordinary coffee out of an ordinary coffee mug on an ordinary work day with nothing interesting or exciting in his life except on weekends. So, I went to a place that does specialty mug designs and had them print up one labeled as, "David's Knife."

David probably still lives dangerously, drinking coffee from his knife.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
That has the same power as that T-shirt I saw that had "Pants" printed on the front
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
One of my favourites!
Allzephyr
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Allzephyr
Honestly I'm just surprised it took Jon that long to catch on to what was happening
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Haha yeah good point! Jon is, to use role-playing game terms, high INT, low WIS
anonymous coward (Guest)
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It's sad that neither one of them has the ability to be chill under pressure. They need more Ken in their lives, because people this uncool will inevitably need a real action hero to save them, repeatedly.

Time for an old song's lyrics, this time Fly Like an Eagle: "Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future."
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Yeah, both of them were born without any chill, must run in the family
LinkyBoy
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Time for Anna to get in, singing loud: "Come on baby light my..."
(followed by the rest of the cast, singing along)

Happy New Year and keep up the fine entertainment!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Haha wouldn't put it past them

Thank you! Happy new year :)
JammyTheBirb
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JammyTheBirb
oh my GOD this is hilarious.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Thanks :D I'm quite happy with this one
Lurker (Guest)
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I cannot get over the incredible colour of Jon's face in the third panel
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
The amazing lobster man