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0617: Safe in Blow Up 28th Dec, 2020
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Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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mitchellbravo
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mitchellbravo
OHMYGOD AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
HOPE THEY'RE BOTH SAFE
makogun2000
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makogun2000
the Question is, does Seth know or not?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Narrator: Seth did not know
Microraptor
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Microraptor
Jon: "Hey, weren't I supposed to walk you home?"
Tilly: "Your bed is my home now."
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Jon: "...Logistically I don't know how that would work in the long-term--"
Echo (Guest)
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Oh, goodness. I was not expecting that yet.

I guess that's what happens to my poor dirty mind when the person I hang out with the most is a prude. She's rubbing off on me. Alas!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Haha you have become too pure
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Second this assertion: It seems like you didn't notice the double entendre of, "rubbing off on me."
Echo (Guest)
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oPE -
I'm really off my game, aren't I?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
The fact that I missed it too means I'm off my game too haha
Echo (Guest)
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Yes, Mel. Come to the Pure Side. Together, we can accidentally miss literally every innuendo.
anonymous coward (Guest)
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It is a popular figure of speech that gets used innocently every day. I wouldn't think either of you should be too hard on yourselves for missing its inherent naughtiness... unless being hard on yourself is what you need to get off.
idonotproduceillicitmater (Guest)
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funny
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
:D
Squirreltastic-Blue
It's a little hot in here. Can we turn the fan service up?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Eyyyyy!
Guest (Guest)
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You might say Jon is.... going DOWN in the world
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Heheheheh
LinkyBoy
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I'm really curious about what Anna considers "good beer".
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Higher alcohol by volume
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Responsible... drunks... who were playing with fireworks? After peer pressuring Jon into nearly rocket-castrating himself, only prevented by some timely and unexpected Ken Ex Machina? Does she really believe that picking up the garbage afterwards is enough to qualify as responsible, or is she instead practicing an excuse and a reason to be angry that she can argue to avoid blame? She seems to have a habit of practicing excuses to be angry so she can blame other people when other people have reasons to be upset with her.

The part I'm confused about is why Jon would hide this. Seth certainly was not shy about sexiling Jon for hours, at least we know he did it the one time. If Seth tries to be an interrupting nuisance Jon only has to give him a glare, and say, "Remember that time I got home from school, I needed to study, and you told me to take a walk for two hours so you could have alone time with Gemma?"

I wonder which notch on the bedpost Jon's virginity is for Tilly. It may even be the first one.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
rEsPOnsIbLe

Seth has way less shame about sex than Jon, so even if it's perfectly within his right, Jon probably couldn't bring himself to kick Seth out, and have him know why.

In my mind, she's not super experienced, but has more experience than him
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Jon lying skill is inadequate for that: If there was one he'd probably have failed the A-levels for practical falsehood speaking. Either he doesn't know his own tells or he doesn't grasp his inability to control them adequately under pressure or distraction if he thinks that'll last long enough to be worth the effort of trying.

That's a vague enough description to cover a lot of territory up to and including teenage pregnancy. It may also allow for more than one gender identity or sexual orientation as well.
Echo (Guest)
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Isn't /anything/ more experienced than Jon?
shibazoid!
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shibazoid!
OH SHIT GET IT JON
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
YEAH!
Matt Jones
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Remember kids, wear your hat for safety!