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0576: Over Spilt Milk in A Latte of Experience 6th Aug, 2020
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0576: Over Spilt Milk
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Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
I decided that canonically during his first week at the café Jon literally cried over spilt milk.
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AmbiguousMouse (Guest)
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I had one of those moments where you forget timezones exist and wondered why I could see a post and comment from tomorrow.

Also, I've cried over spilt milk before! One of my boyfriends in high school was tickling me against my will during a lunch break and in my flailing I knocked over my own milk. Honestly, I'm *still* upset about it sometimes. But I deffo cried about it at the time.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
I know someone who cried over a dropped sandwich...

Maybe I'm just not emotionally invested enough in my food and drink
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Personally, I find that occasions like that are perfect for swear words.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Oh yeah, I dropped a plate of spaghetti on the floor (it literally slid of my plate) and I swore so loudly my housemate thought I'd seriously hurt myself
Microraptor
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Microraptor
If Albin keeps telling Ken about all the things he shouldn't do, Ken will eventually know exactly what to do, via the exclusion principle!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Ah, so Albin is good at training, actually!
anonymous coward (Guest)
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I'm not sure I agree. A sufficiently creative numbskull can come up with an infinite variety of ways to do something wrong. Ken does have an interest in making sandcastles, so he might be creative enough for that.
Microraptor
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Microraptor
Albin: "Wow, I didn't know that the machine can even do that! But now clean up that mess, Ken."
Squirreltastic-Blue
You Ken’t be good at everything.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
A+++
anonymous coward (Guest)
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But you Ken get better if you try, right?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
A++++ I don't know why it never occurred to me to use his name this way
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Maybe you aren't malicious * enough to inflict a pun that bad on the unsuspecting and undeserving. If so, it isn't a bad thing and the world needs more like you. The internet already has a dismal ** and horrifying abundance of puns in it without people adding even more to the onslaught.

*Mel-icious?
**dis-Mel?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
*puts my large box of puns away and glances about suspiciously*
junoro
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junoro
Poor poor Ken... sometimes the job just decides to haze you (this can even happen when you're not even a new employee anymore)!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Oh man yeah, I've been doing my current job for four years, and some days my job decides EVERYTHING is going to go wrong and you'd mistake me for the new person!
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Now try and imagine having one of those days while working as a session artist, getting kicked out of the studio, and not being allowed back until you've had at least three shots. The music business can be a little strange I tell you, but there are probably more jobs than you think where that solution would actually work.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Oof yeah, I can't imagine having an off day in that situation
LinkyBoy
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A small tuft off the neat hairdo must mean a great disturbance in Ken's cool.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Quickest way to show the cool guy getting frazzled
anonymous coward (Guest)
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I like how this is still the same day that Jon told Chris that they don't hang out because he doesn't like him. Hypocrisy for the win, or something like that.

And who says there's no use crying over spilled milk? It may not work so well for the blokes but I've seen otherwise obliviously careless people suddenly get off their arses in a hurry because a girl's been driven to tears. Just don't do that too often, or around the wrong sort of creep.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Everyone's shading each other today, no one is safe!