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0537: Once a Faceplanter, Always a Faceplanter in Third Things First 30th Dec, 2019
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0537: Once a Faceplanter, Always a Faceplanter
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Mel Cormac
Yeah, in case anyone was unaware, or forgot, Ken is older than Jon, by almost two whole years. Yep.

Have a happy new year!
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Microraptor
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Microraptor
It seems sobriety also makes Jon the go-to guy for driving home all his drunk friends...
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
...Is now a good time to mention that Jon driving sober is worse than most people driving drunk?
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Why say, when you could be showing? Or is that comic too filled with early-art cringe for you to link it now? :)
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Oh go on then, it's the season of giving!
exhibit a
Jeremy7
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Jeremy7
Yes, question, are the red circles under John's eyes related to crying in any way?

Because I feel that.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Yes, everyone at the table is doing the very English thing of pretending they can't see he's been crying and politely ignoring the red circles under his eyes
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Eh, look on the bright side: I would be disappointed in Ken if Jon didn't get any stories, blackmail value, or worthwhile gratitude from Ken for trying to save him from drunken self-mangling. As long as you aren't doing it too often for the same, unappreciative, low-functioning drunks (or any criminals, or kleptomaniacs) there's usually rewards from being a person that helps your friends survive their drunkenness with minimal lasting damage. Continuing to have living friends after they get too sloshed to keep themselves alive unaided tends to be one of those benefits.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Ken: I'm a responsible drunk
Jon: You spilled beer all over yourself
Ken: RESPONSIBILE-
inthestartown
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inthestartown
Carpal tunnel. The enemy of all dreams .
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Sadly it would seem this is all too true
JammyTheBirb
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JammyTheBirb
Jon has officially become the mum friend.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
#teammum