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0506: Not So Good in Dramatis Personal 24th Jun, 2019
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Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
He can’t see the pickled plum on his back.
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Microraptor
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Microraptor
The last panel:

A W K W A R D

S I L E N C E
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
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anonymous coward (Guest)
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Yeah, you are definitely following my motivational dictum with regards to Jon: "Everybody wants at least one thing they would be better off without. Sometimes they even know they would be better off without it."
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Yeeeeeup
anonymous coward (Guest)
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I find it to be a pretty good notion both for figuring out real people and making fictional ones. Are you applying it to everybody in the cast? :)
TheMario360
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TheMario360
Well, he may have just achieved his goal, in probably the worst way possible.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Is this what you wanted, Jon?!
JammyTheBirb
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JammyTheBirb
I can only hope this and its fallout is what it's going to take for Jon to give up on ever getting together with Anna.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
It would be pretty insane if THAT doesn't do it!
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>_>
JammyTheBirb
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JammyTheBirb
Maybe now Paul's finding out (I think) they'll be able to maturely talk about it and- who am I kidding, Jon's gonna say something else dumb. :'D
JC Webcomics
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JC Webcomics
Well, pulling out all the stops to make sure Paul doesn't like you Jon. And yet I feel it's still plausible for Paul to try and spin it positively...you're too pure for this cruel world Paul.

I will say, I've been tempted to get some jam doughnuts to eat while watching the new Fruits Basket, just to throw together as many anime references as possible!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
He's just trying so hard to get him to hate him.

Also
https://youtu.be/k4pr6cBG9z8
The Chessmaster
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The Chessmaster
Well, there are worse ways to blurt that out. Especially since his wording was vague enough to allow several different explanations, like...

1) He doesn't think the relationship is good for Anna, and he wants to protect her.
2) Anna is actually a bear, and he wants to protect Paul.
3) His horoscope today said, "support your friends in whatever choice they've made."
4) He hates Anna for no or stupid reasons and doesn't want her to have a boyfriend.
5) He hates Paul for no or stupid reasons and doesn't want him to have a girlfriend (true-ish).
6) He wants Anna to be single so she'll spend more time with her non-boyfriend friends.
7) He just hates love in general and wants to destroy it wherever possible.
8) All great artists need misery, this happy relationship is just holding them both back.
9) Paul and Anna's children are destined to be inhuman warlords that turn Farliestoke into the capital of a murderous dystopian empire.
10) Jon has feelings for Anna (true).
11) Jon has feelings for Paul (true???).
12) Seth has feelings for Anna and Jon wants this to happen for some reason.
13) It was an accidental spoonerism of "I want you to wake up Brith Anna," and he actually just wanted Paul to join the cult of a slumbering elder god.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Yeah, while this wasn't exactly a calculated blurting out on Jon's part, he did save himself with his open wording! All plausible (and entertaining) options!
Matt Jones
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Oh, sure, that's great that you want me and Anna to....WUHAAAA?!!!? :D
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
This is what happens when an unstoppable jerk hits an immovable optimist.