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0489: Quite Embarrassing in Rivals 25th Apr, 2019
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0489: Quite Embarrassing
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Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
The vibrator thing is based on a real experience I had in a real bar. We actually found it on our seat, which is much worse. I didn’t go back there.
User comments:

Microraptor
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Microraptor
Perhaps that was not a vibrator, and someone actually lost his d*ck while peeing...

Also, are they in some disco-like locality, or is the color grading supposed to represent their "drunk-o-vision"?
JammyTheBirb
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JammyTheBirb
You'd think that person'd notice D:
anonymous coward (Guest)
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I doubt it. If it was I'd expect large and many bloodstains involved. That's a fair bit different from just some small piece of metal, wood, bone, and/or synthetics left behind.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
How drunk would a guy have to be?!

And it's a night club with crazy lighting!
anonymous coward (Guest)
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One down, how's Ty doing?
Eli Cosmanis
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Eli Cosmanis
hey. free vibrator. those things arent cheap. well, they are, but theyre not priced as such.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
All it cost you was putting your hand in a urinal! Bargain!
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Also, whatever it costs to decontaminate it and handle it with appropriate hazard gear and safety precautions until it is sufficiently sanitized.

....Probably cheaper to buy a new one.
Eli Cosmanis
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Eli Cosmanis
sandwich baggie and dishwasher, easy.
anonymous coward (Guest)
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Call me paranoid if you like, but I'd assume that a device made for inserting into people left behind in a public bathroom is in need of surgical grade sterilization, or biohazard disposal.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
nuke it from orbit
Eli Cosmanis
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Eli Cosmanis
if it survives, then its clean enough to use. as radiation is such a pure element it repels the filthy.
mitchellbravo
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mitchellbravo
Idk looking out for the vibrators in life sounds like a pretty good path