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0402: Hot and Bad in Unchaptered 4th Sep, 2017
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Author Notes:
Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
Smooth like granola.
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MST3KFan
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MST3KFan
And the awkward levels are off the charts here.

Still, who knows...maybe some day Seth's attempt at a pick-up line might work...maybe...
RazorD9
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RazorD9
Something like "Since I'm not in a sexual relationship with her, maybe we could get a cup of coffee?"
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Haha, exactly.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
One day...

Maybe...
JammyTheBirb
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JammyTheBirb
Ahahahaha Seth you dork
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
The dorkiest. XD
Microraptor
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Microraptor
The awkwardness here is like quicksand: The harder he tries to get out of it, the deeper he sinks in!
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
The more you struggle, the faster you sink!
On the one hand, this pickup line manages to show all of Seth's worst first-impression qualities.

On the other hand, that's disappointing, because Seth's actually pretty cool, and this is funny in context of actually knowing him. I'd date him. If he weren't a lifeless 2D cartoon drawing that only resembles a person due to our brains being hardwired for pattern recognition and symbolism. It's always the little things.
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Ha, you're definitely right in that this kind of brings the worst in him to the fore...

But yeah, those pesky characters always have to be not real, the jerks!
anonymous coward (Guest)
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It's a choice that can backfire, but sometimes the right response to this kind of awkwardness is to cross the line twice. Perhaps do so by joking about fictitious fetishes?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
It's high risk, but potentially high reward!
Shirokuro
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Shirokuro
Tho he DID call her actual people...what could go wrong?
Mel Cormac
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Mel Cormac
Exactly! Best pickup line ever