Updates Every Monday & Thursday

contains strong language and mild sexual content

0216: Worth 2,500 to 3,000 Words in Unchaptered 5th Aug, 2013
<<First Latest>>
0216: Worth 2,500 to 3,000 Words
Average Rating: 5 (1 votes) Rate this comic
<<First Latest>>


Shop T-shirts and Mugs

User comments:

droidsteel
edit delete reply
droidsteel
Every. Essay. Ever. :)
Mel Cormac
edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
"You mean the title isn't included in the word count? Aw maaaaan."
-every student ever
anonymous coward (Guest)
edit delete reply
If you've got a high bullshit threshold this can be easy: Find people who will rant about the topic when you bring it up, write down highlights from what they rant, read the source material to check which things on the list are actually true, then stitch those into an essay. No original thought id required, and this can be done while drunk. Honestly, it's often better done while drunk than sober, as long as you're good at holding your liquor or you don't guzzle too much.

Real life sometimes gets too easy when you exploit other people's character flaws for your benefit like this, so try not to do it too much. The biggest hazard is that no matter how clever you are you will encounter situations that require hard work, and if you take it easy too much you'll end up incapable of it.